help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
