you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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