I just pynch a tree in the face
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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