The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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