it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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