i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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