planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
