You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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