so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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