Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
So squirting runs in the family.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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