Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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