Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize