hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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