She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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