just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I cockslap morals
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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