You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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