On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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