I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We need a shit load of segways right now
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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