I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
