Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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