I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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