I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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