the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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