who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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