my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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