hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
They are going to name an STD after you.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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