I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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