Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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