I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
