i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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