Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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