Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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