he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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