I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
it glows. i had to have it.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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