Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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