Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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