Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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