So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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