we're blogging at a bar
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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