normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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