Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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