She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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