Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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