Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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