Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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