so explain again why im purple
no
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
