I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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