okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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