I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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