Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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