does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
did i walk over a car last night?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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