Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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