i can't believe i had my finger in that
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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