we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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