Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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