your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm at about main and main street
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize