I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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