She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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