Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize